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Undercooked pumpkin with wet sock stuffing

In attempting to accommodate Flatmate #2’s new diet, I discovered the single worst-tasting dish on planet Earth. Be warned that when I say this, I am not exaggerating, joking, kidding, or employing unnecessary hyperbole. Make at your own risk. On … Continue reading

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Tried to make lemon pudding. Didn’t happen.

A while back, I tried to make lemon pudding, or, as Gran calls it, “Eve’s Yummy pudding”. This is by far the most basic, easy thing I have ever made. I failed. INGREDIENTS: 1 x 300mL bottle of cream 1 … Continue reading

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How to make curdled caramel custard: A detailed guide to failure

Back in the Far North for the holidays = a much nicer kitchen and free ingredients! Decided at the last minute to make a pudding for myself and Daddy Dearest, so I was stuck with what we had in the … Continue reading

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Easy as pie, my arse

Today I tried making a no-bake peanut butter pie that I found the recipe for online about, oh, two years ago? It’s been sitting in my bookmarks for ages so I thought I would give it a try. http://allrecipes.com/recipe/no-bake-peanut-butter-pie/detail.aspx First off, … Continue reading

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